I say “acquisitions” rather than “purchases” because my friend Sam gave me this sweater after her sister shrunk it in the wash.
(Something needs to be done about my room. It looks like it belongs to a five-year-old.)
One of the teachers who runs my school’s GSA said this sweater should be its mascot. Surprisingly, nobody at school said anything negative about the fact that I wore a rainbow sweater. In middle school I got called gay for wearing this shirt:
Pink Floyd shirts were subject to ridicule as well.
And, a blurry picture of my new shoes because it was dark and my hands were shaky and I was too lazy to adjust the shutter speed. They’re from Holland and they’re very ugly but they remind me of Lisa Simpson’s shoes.
Maybe I’ll be Lisa Simpson for Halloween. Either that, or David Bowie…