The blog of a super short dork who spends her time manually typewriting novels that she never publishes and playing Ouija board in tree forts. Marilyn Monroe is my favorite person. I am obsessed with stationery goods and can stand transfixed in front of a rack of ballpoint pens and cardstock paper indefinitely. I have a strange affinity for bands nobody seems to care about anymore, especially Tommy James and the Shondelles.